a recovery of sorts

i've decided (perhaps unwisely) to return from my virtual suicide
reasons for blog:
-well first and foremost, to be discovered by a publisher who will make me an offer i can't refuse, thus bringing me one step closer to my goal of $25 million by 25 (prospects looking grim at the moment).
-this is the literary equivalent of starting your own shitty garage band (next item on my to-do list. big like rasputin will emerge in all its baroque pop excesses)
-i am unfortunately terrible about answering my phone or emails in a timely manner, although i am inordinately good at procrastinating!
-finally. another forum to air my petty concerns and inane observations.