pants are for the weak minded

give david a mimosa and he'll speak in haikus. seriously. *

ironic mustache
tight black jeans and converse shoes
beat up in high school

david has the soul
jennifer has his money
now we can't hear well

jesus fucking christ
it's all disposable shit
large scale soul sucker**

giraffes in texas
no matter what, it's not right
what a travesty.***

blow me new braunfels
and blow gauche caviar too
we don't like strip malls

i get it texas
you like your flags huge and high
compensating much?

*a painful drive to san antonio
**walmart distribution center
***south texas "a wild and vivid land"?

ladies who lunch

skinny pants, leggings and ironic facial hair prevailed as we ventured out in austin for sxsw this past week amidst droves of hipsters and rock stars, margaritas in hand and hangover not far behind. past five days rather fuzzy and we apologize for any phone calls/text/emails.
-completely liquid diet, check.
-champagne bubbles turning into little hammers, ouch.
-japanese high school girl ska band, confusing.
-old people on segways, natch.
-perez hilton, alarming
-pedicabs, priceless.

another one

enough said.