le tired

what is the most unsettling thing about this video (rufus wainwright, "rules and regulations")? a. fleet of synchronized dancing men with luxuriant mustaches, b. wainwright's unceasing gaze, c. long johns.

odds and ends: new haircut today and i look a little bit like an anime character. unfortunate.

what simultaneously sucks AND blows?

well, a number of things. given the high levels of suck (texas heat+gauche caviar=aeiq2#%^&*io)
desperate attempts to amuse myself of late:
-inspired by dr. bacon, i spend my saturday mornings imbibing bottomless mimosas at taverna--seriously, they're served in wine glasses. best. idea. ever. (well, until hangover ca. 3 pm)
-inspired by fran, i've spent the past few days trying to come up with multi-syllabic homophones. i.e. principle/principal, precedent/president, karat/carrot (okay, i didn't really come up with any of these)
-pizza beer yes, it's pizza AND beer at the same time. methinks, misguided?
-caption this yourself:


odds and ends: saw menomena on tuesday. to borrow from "dial m", it was totally cop show! check out this video: http://www.subterraneanblog.com/2007/03/09/video-premiere-menomena-wet-rusted/

this piece is in the key of sum 3

courtesy of loltheorists

my apologies for the lack of recent posts--so 2 for today! i'm back in austin where the heat is such that even the squirrels are sluggish. seriously, i actually saw one walking up a sidewalk this afternoon. anyhow, not much to report here, just slogging through dufay and schoenberg.

505

my trip home wasn't nearly long enough


i was whisked from the airport to the best margarita EVAR (at seasons) to fortify myself for adventures to come


we were going to fuck the shit out of bears


so we ventured forth intrepidly.


crossing dangerous waters


hopping across islands


making grand gestures (clue: david is a woman from the 1940s wearing a red dior dress, surreptitiously eying sailors)


sticks and stones did not in fact break david's bones


where are the snacks?


umm, nature and shit

other events of note:

fran found heaven


my sister weed-whacked clara. i KNOW!! right? that bitch (sister, not clara, well, technically clara. but i digress).


hello, my treacherous friends


penguins are the new mice