where the wild things are...

okay, so i'm finally moved into my new house and things have been rather hectic. it was an absolute mess as the previous tenants were clearly unfamiliar with the joys of sanitary living conditions. i've lived in many a shithole, but i think i've finally reached hell. so far, we've come across the roach here and there, hornet nests under the balcony and a veritable medley of bugs, but this, this was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back:


















yes, that would be a lizard (true to size). a LIZARD in my bathtub. i shan't feel safe again.

query

since when is it okay to post your ultrasound pictures on facebook?